SUP - SUCKS!!!!!!!!!

"I travel all over the world for surf. And everywhere I go, it’s the same story: barneys on funboards and SUPs clogging lineups and disrespecting mother nature. Do you know how many petrochemicals were used to make that pop-out SUP? Or that paddle? Or those webbed gloves? If you cared about the environment AT ALL you’d have your wife with the silicon implants run you and your SUP over with your SUV. Or at least learn how to ride a garage sale 5′10″ like me" - Lewis Samuels